Things that make me late for work

So I'm rushing around and I think I'll make it into work on time. I bend down to stroke Molly and say "see you later" when that **??!**???!! cat decides my hair would be fun to play with and pounces on me. I am dealing with 2 slashes to the cheek, one to the nose and a split lip. All of which are bleeding very nicely thank you very much.
If you haven't seen Basil in a while and see me walking round town with new black and white fluffy slippers - he deserved it.