At last! Paul has been stealing my eyeshadow brush to pollinate the tomato flowers, and it worked! We have one teeny tiny bump - it's a tomato!
And when I looked this morning, there's another one! So despite his hangover, my man ran to the bathroom, rooted through my makeup bag, found the brush and started his morning pollination routine. That's why all my eyeshadow looks yellow. Then he started talking to the plants with no flowers and told them that they were lightweights and that had better produce flowers "or else".
I'm now convinced that
And when I looked this morning, there's another one! So despite his hangover, my man ran to the bathroom, rooted through my makeup bag, found the brush and started his morning pollination routine. That's why all my eyeshadow looks yellow. Then he started talking to the plants with no flowers and told them that they were lightweights and that had better produce flowers "or else".
I'm now convinced that
a) Paul is loopy and
b) I have tomato plants shaking in their pots.
EUREKA! (well it was a great discovery for me!)
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