this is Sharon's favourite line.
Usually when she's asking me to do something anywhere near a computer, when she finishes the line "we all have our strong points, and this isn't one of mine".
I have over the past week found things I'm incapable of doing, but Sharon is Queen at.
That girl can wrap a Christmas present like nobody else. Anyone that knows me well, knows I cannot even wrap a sandwich.
And, bless her, she proved this morning that she can outbeat anyone in a hangover.
This morning was the worst I have ever seen her.
She came to work, took her timeshare tour, said "bye, lovely to see you" - looked at me, and exclaimed "oh no, i'm going to throw up", ran to the loo, and did exactly what she said she'd do.
(EVIL CACKLE)
I will let her tell you all the stories of last night herself. Otherwise, I'll get beaten for gossiping. hehehehehehehehehehe.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
We all have our strong points....
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 10:24 PM 1 comments
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
TEQUILA! (for you slow ones out there, just say it with a heavy fake Mexican accent).
Friends in Playa del Carmen, I will be arriving there on Saturday afternoon and staying until Monday morning.
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTY TIME!
I have a Mexican phone somewhere, and I will find the number - otherwise, ask Michelle Kinnon, she should have it.
I so look forward to seeing you all
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
andale, arriba arriba
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 9:47 PM 0 comments
Green eyed muppet
I'm listening to the Killers, drinking a glass of wine (thanks to the Doster/Stokely family CHEERS!) and thinking how good life is (skint is never a major affair) and I suddenly realised that this time next week I will be in England.
So I just gently reminded Paul that I would be eating real chips out of newspaper with vinegar, going for a serious curry, running round London being trendy (more like pretending to be 18 again). None of this phased him. Then I reminded him how we met in the first place, and he got rather upset. I will be drinking pints and pints of Guinness next week.
I gatecrashed Paul's birthday party a fair few years ago, I rolled up with bottles of Champagne (as you do) and then drank all his Guinness, which he still hasn't forgiven me for. Oh well!Don't forget kids, Guinness is good for you, the Toucan said so!
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Special to make my mum smile
When I was in my late teens (and rather a rascal at that) I got home after a few days away, and looked in my bedroom - even I was gobsmacked by just how messy it was, and I exclaimed to my parents that it looked like my room had been burgled, but no, it was just my room as usual.
So, nearly 25 years on, I would like to say: Mum, your theory that I would grow out of the messy stage, well, it was just wishful thinking. This is my desk right now as I sit here and type.
I'm sorry, I know you did your best with that, but the neat and tidy thing, well it ain't happening. Let this be a warning to all you new parents out there....if you've got a young child that refuses to wear shoes, clothes and eats mud and yellow crayons, well, you've got some serious work on your hands!
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 9:02 PM 0 comments
Times are hard
Christmas is over, and after splurging for mum to come over, vast quantities of booze, baskets full of goodies from Wine de Vine, I am now officially skint.
I have just got home from work and looked in the fridge. It's a sad affair. I am the condiment queen.
Nobody at the resort wants me to book them in to look at the property, and I have failed miserably for nearly 2 weeks straight. I'm not sure whether to blame this on me wanting to drown Paul in his cornflakes, my mum being here, me trying to get back to England, or just that the guests are here with their families for a super time over the holiday period and don't have their heads anywhere near buying property.
So, Paul and I are living off a diet of liquorice allsorts, champagne and peanuts. Is there any major food group in there?
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Sunday, December 28, 2008
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
OK, so it's already the 28th of December....blablaba. I've been busy! Christmas parties all over the place, drinking and making merry - no time to blog.
Couldn't wrangle the antlers onto mum whilst she was lying on the poker table outside the bar at 1am...... glass of wine anyone?
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Sunday, December 21, 2008
Cherie does San Pedro
Yes, yes, I know, you ALL know that my mum is here.
However, Thursday was my day off and for once, I actually took a day off!
Mum and I walked Molly from home along the beach and we had breakfast at Estelle's. Molly harassed us with her coconuts, every time she found one, I'd hide it on the table, so she'd go off and find another one. By the end of breakfast we had over 6 coconuts next to the salt, and the people at the neighbouring table thought we were slightly weird.
On our walk back home, we had to stop at BC's because we were just so very thirsty.....where we met up with Ruth, Ronnie and Glynnis.
After that, we walked to Caribbean Villas where we bumped into Ruth, Ronnie and Glynnis - funny that!
We quickly borrowed their buggy, shot home, grabbed our beach attire and spent the afternoon at the Catamaran Bar, sunning ourselves by the pool and drinking Margaritas.
A rather hungover Sharon joined us for a short while, as did Paul.
That was all I did! A first!
We then walked home, played rummy and drank a bottle of wine (or two), giggling the night away.
A perfect day off me thinks. I like it when Cherie does San Pedro, as Cindy does normal stuff she should be doing here anyway - instead of just working.
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Saturday, December 13, 2008
The Eagle has landed!
Well, the old bird has landed more like it!
Even happier over in Grand Colony with a glass of wine and already half pickled friends
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 6:42 PM 0 comments
eeeeeeeeeee, I'm so excited I could crush a grape!
Cabana at the Colibri Hotel 60 US
Taxi to the bus station 2 US
Bus ticket from Playa del Carmen to Chetumal, approx 20 US
VIP transfer through Henry Menzies from Chetumal bus station to Corozal airstrip 30 US
Flight from Corozal to San Pedro 36 US
My face when she arrives, priceless.....
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 6:42 PM 0 comments
I'm back!
Good grief, 8 days of mystery vomit virus was definitely no fun! Am now feeling nearly normal, have lost a few pounds and an inch round my waist! I can nearly smell the victory of the diet!
My mum should be getting seated on her plane in Gatwick right now and I'm looking round the house not really knowing where to start. I have a "to do" list longer than my leg. I'd better get off my arse and don my Marigolds.
(For those non-British types out there, Marigold is a brand of rubber glove!)
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 9:07 AM 0 comments
Friday, December 5, 2008
Barf II - The return
I'm crap at being sick. I'm grumpy, I cry, I sleep, I don't eat.
After a shaky weekend, I woke up on Monday morning feeling like my legs weighed 40000 kilos and a dizzy head, with a pressing desire to barf. Back to the doctor I go. She takes blood, blood pressure, temperature etc. I'm even dizzier and barfier now. She sends me to bed for 3 days. It's day 3 and I'm at work. If I sleep any more my back will break. Feeling OKish. Phoned doc today and she says that after she saw me on Monday, there was a great influx of patients feeling exact same symptoms.
BEWARE: barfing virus takes over small island!
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 12:51 PM 1 comments
Barf
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Eureka!
That new fangled internet thing found its way back to my house!
At last!
That means I'll be posting a lot more crap from now on - yahoo!
Watch this space.....
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 6:53 PM 1 comments
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
SURPRISE!
I've just bought myself the best Christmas present ever! A plane ticket for my mum! She's coming over for 2 weeks. 11 days and counting! YEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAA
She's got under 2 weeks to get slim and brown! LOL
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 6:16 PM 0 comments
Where does time go?
Get up, pretend to exercise, feed mutts, charge round town in golf cart picking up business for Caribbean Treasures, shoot home for a shower and change, zoom to Banyan Bay, run round resort for hours, warp speed home, shower, change, go out, misbehave, home and sleep.
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 6:04 PM 1 comments
Monday, November 17, 2008
Paul feeds Molly
And for all of us animal lovers that have moved to this strange little island in the middle of nowhere......
No truer words were spoken.
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 3:45 PM 2 comments
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Casa Picasso open night
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Wine, spiders and friends
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A change in the weather
At last, now that Paloma has left and the remnants are just hovering over Cuba, the rain has stopped.
It really did rain for nearly 7 weeks straight.
I'm currently sitting at the Catamaran Bar whilst Paul is filming and the sunshine is bright, hot and just lovely.
Just a reminder, here's what it looks like when it's raining all the time.
This was a Sunday spent at Crazy Canuks, playing in the rain.
Posted by Cindy the Conquerer at 12:21 PM 0 comments
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Club Med - here is my 4 day holiday (WARNING: may contain Speedos)
And yes, you all know I had a great time and embraced the whole Club Med concept at 110%.
You have to be French to fully appreciate just how funny this bracelet is now. The D turned into a C. I finally cut it off yesterday as I cannot walk around Banyan Bay with a "Club Mec" tag on.
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