Thursday, August 14, 2008

Nemesis II - The Return

I rarely get comments on my blog, and this one was so good that I decided to post it. Thank you Forrest, for giving me the best reason I have ever seen to drink white wine. And Mum, I told you so!
This is what Forrest wrote to the comment of me being an idiot for drinking 6 glasses of white wine at his party:

"An idiot? Not so! I protest. I was just helping out. A long time ago, we gringos learned the Buffalo Theory from our Plains Indian tribes, the Cheyenne, Pawnee, Apache, etc. To wit: The buffalo herd moves only as fast as its slowest members. The slowest and weakest buffalo are the ones eliminated from the herd during a hunt, doing the herd a service by rendering it that much stronger and faster. In much the same way, the human brain operates only as fast as the slowest brain cells. Sure, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But which ones does it kill first? That’s right, the slow ones! And that is how come you are much smarter after 6 wines than after 2 sodas. And I could tell you were much smarter, because I had 6 or 7 Belikins myself!"

So guys, if ever anyone is bitching at you for boozing, remember the Cheyenne.

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